I'm Being Chased By Bosoms

That's not something that I had ever hoped to hear from my son. Especially not yelled to me down the hallway at church. Evidently in Primary, they were talking about Joseph Smith and how he felt a burning in his bosom. Someone evidently asked the teacher what bosoms were, and stuck in a relatively awkward situation, the teacher said that it was the front of the shirt. Therefore, I got to hear "I'm being chased by bosoms!"